Yeah you are dreaming LOL! Just imagine that though. Obviously this is someone who would not know that was anything special.
Speaking of imagining...turn that Rocker 16x16 into a bass drum, the 12 & 13 into floor toms and find yourself a matching 10" tom for up top...there's your bargain basement micro fusion set right there. Add in a original oyster black pearl jazz festival (I have one but it seldom leaves the house) and it's probably not a bargain any more...but as long as you're dreaming....