So we were playing a gig yesterday: a downtown farmer’s market. I am playing my 1957 Ludwig New Yorker. The tom mounts on the bass drum via a spade-type clip. I think we were playing “Gimme Gimme Good Lovin’” by the one-hit wonders Crazy Elephant.
All of a sudden, my tom was gone! I don’t know what I did or where I was looking at the time, but it disappeared. I looked down, and miraculously, it landed on my drum rug right between the bass drum spur and a cymbal stand, flat on the reso rim. It could have just as easily rolled down the street! Lucky!!!
I think I must not have made sure that the clip was fully seated. This happened once before where I didn’t make sure the clip was past the small bend in the spade. But that time, it just dropped the rest of the way down with a clunk. It didn’t go airborne!
So this reminded me of an incident I saw in Junior High School at a school talent show. A group started playing the theme from “Shaft.” From my seat in the auditorium I noticed that the gold sparkle snare looked really wobbly whenever the drummer struck it. Suddenly, the snare popped off the stand and started rolling on it’s side. Everybody, including the musicians on stage, stared, frozen, as the snare “chunk chunk chunked” it’s way across the huge expanse of the stage. It finally stopped just short of the wing. The drummer, embarrassed and disgusted, angrily picked up the snare and stalked off stage. The rest of the band sheepishly followed.
It was easy to put myself in his shoes, so I didn’t laugh (like many others did). I was very embarrassed for him. But it was pretty dang funny.
Anyone care to describe their (musical) performance disaster?