ludwig dude, feebay has no morals, they want one thing and one thing only mucho dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they'll let anyone sell literally any crap they come up with, as long as feebay gets a piece of the pie!!!!!!!!!!!

The proud seller of that drumset is well versed in satirical literature and exemplifies these skills throughout. I honestly cannot remember every reference but the sun god, the drug dealers and all of the other characters all have real names and reasons that this guy is ticked off at the world. The price is working just fine too. Everyone is looking at it!! His intentions all along,to get an audience for his masterpiece.

I'm a couple dollars short of the buy it now price or I would buy the damned thing, chunk it off my garage roof and see if those damned spirits can make me play any better!!!!Mister T

Best thing that could ever happen to those drums....a good falling off the roof.....better yet, how about chucking them in the woodstove/fireplace to get those spirits out?

Laugh and poke fun, if you must. But I put on "My Watching" list. Such rich and zesty history; it has to be true. I find the "Tool" reference sort of ironic.

Make no mistake. I am positive the guy who authored that elaborate write-up was done wrong by somebody. Why the hell would he pen a 5,000 word essay otherwise?

If you do have that kind of ching, and are a believer, I know of a wicked possessed set of 69 Slingerland's, Red Tiger Pearl that will make your willy grow and allow you to see into the future if you burn the floor tom and rub the ashes on your bare scalp!!! It is going for two million though. Serious inquiries only!!!

have a wonderful evening

drumhack

Ha, haaaaaaa! Good one. You did see my sarcasm though, right? Wait. Are you the one selling the $1M kit? Your creative writing skills are alarmingly similar.

So you don't have two million dollars now? LoLoLoLo

Busted!! crying2-07

As the saying goes: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste!"LoLoLoLo

old school,, believe me he isn't wasting his mind, there was never one there to start with LoLoLoLo