I hack the competitions account and run up astronomical paypal charges. That leaves just me and the hidden foe. For those wily dogs, I duplicate the auction with false information at a much reduced cost and that ends one hour after the real auction. That suckers the snipers away from the real auction. I bid low the final three seconds and steal the item. It's a way to parlay all my skills and vices into one lovely lucrative game.
Ahhh! BUSTED! I knew if I hung around this unsavory tavern long enough the slack-jaw would eventually expose himself! Keystone cops!, apprehend this maksed....cat bandit bugler....dude...guy.