Hope it's okay to post this here. Lets have a little fun poking fun at ourselves. Here's 2 to get started.
(1) A snare drum, a kick drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff... BA DOOM KSSSSSS.
(2) Two cowboys were waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They listened to the distant pounding war drums.
One cowboy muttered to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums."
Just then, a distant voice came over the hill, "It's not our usual drummer!"
Okay, next?