What do you call a Drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

He never had one.

Homeless?

Do you know what the drummer got on his IQ test?

Drool.

Hey, this almost better than a friar's club roast!

larryParty

Speaking of drool and pizza,

how do you know if the band's stage is level?

-the drool is comming out both sides of the drumer's mouth &

how do you know a drummer is at your door?

-the knocking speeds up &

how do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

-pay for the pizza

what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

you only have to punch the instructions into a drum machine ONCE!!

LoLoLoLo D' Drummer

Ok, I can't resist this.......and I want to ease up on us drummers.

What is the definition of perfect pitch?

Tossing a banjo in a dumpster without hitting the rim.

A man goes to a pacific island for vacation. As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says "very bad when drumming stops."

Later that day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked. "Very bad when drumming stops," he says, and hurries off.

After a couple of days with little sleep, the man had had enough. He grabbed the first native he saw, slammed him up against a tree, and shouted, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"

The native replied, "Bass solo."

Five. One screws the bulb and four kibitz about how Neil Pert would do it.

When you throw the banjo into the dumpster and it lands on the accordion.

He doesn't know when to come in.

Two, but I don't know HOW the heck they got in there! *groan*