Somebody had 3 ply red sparkle Amati bass drum. Guess what.
He cut it in half, creating "practice drum" to be used with practice net-head.
http://aukro.cz/item1390839337_bubny_na_cviceni.html
If it was the usual 6 ply Amati, I'd say he made good use of it. But it's not!! It's the only line of Amatis that sounded good (or at least so I've heard, I haven't yet laid my hands on any of these - and now this!)
Gah! People do such awful things! Violin
EDIT: Oh and now I see that one of those other shells is a horribly trashed 3 ply snare... I wanna cry.